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90210

The cast of the CW's "90210"

The cast of the CW's "90210"

The revamp of “Beverly Hills, 90210″ debuted Tuesday, September 2nd, on the CW to the channel’s highest premiere ratings ever, 4.9 million viewers. In now appears to be the powerhouse of the network, acheiving higher ratings than “Gossip Girl” and “America’s Next Top Model.” I am proud to say that the show films at my old high school, just as the original did. Unfortunately, I doubt “90210″ will remain a hit because of how lackluster the series premiere was.

The show needs serious renovation if it wants to be as buzzy, entertaining, and critically praised as “Gossip Girl.” A major issue with the new series is the likability and consistency among the teenage main characters. Annie, the supposedly innocent Kansas girl, is hopelessly clueless and dorky. Her performance during her impromptu audition for West Beverly’s Spring Awakening musical was unintentionally hilarious. She also obliviously hands her paper to queen bee Naomi, who was obviously going to copy it. How can you root for a goody two-shoes heroine who seems to have no flaws except for her lack of common sense?

Her adopted brother, Dixon, has an interesting storyline, but so far he’s been fairly dull and a little exaggerated and awkward in his scenes. As for Naomi, it’s hard to have sympathy for an ambiguous cheating ice queen. And her boyfriend, how can he be seen as the series’ Prince Charming if his first scene, at the beginning of the premiere, had him getting a blow job from another girl in his car in front of school? Annie promptly caught him, yet she seems to still be attracted to the brainless man-whore. And another thing: for a show marketed to tweens and airing at 8 pm on a major network, wasn’t that scene inappropriate?

Hopefully, the characters will become better developed, and the storylines will be sharper and more drama-filled.  As for the adults in the series, they weren’t given too much screentime, but they were definitely the most entertaining. Annie and Dixon’s grandmother was the most intriguing character, a rich, sarcastic, alcoholic matriarch. I was too young to see the original series, but Jennie Garth as Kelly seemed sweet and adult, as does her potential suitor, the English teacher Ryan. Why can’t they just make it “90210, All Grown Up” and just focus on the adults’ lives?

Grade: C

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2008 Emmy Predictions: Comedy Edition

HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm

HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm

Best Comedy

  • 30 Rock- NBC
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm- HBO
  • Entourage- HBO
  • The Office- NBC
  • Two and a Half Men- CBS

30 Rock won the Emmy last year, plus it didn’t have the best season this year. Curb Your Enthusiasm had a good year, and it hasn’t won an Emmy, at least I don’t think so. Entourage had a rotten fourth season, and The Office took home Best Comedy too recently. As for Two and a Half Men, that is a possibility, but I don’t think that show deserves critical approval.

Who Will Win: 30 Rock and Curb Your Enthusiasm are in a dead heat for me.

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2008 Emmy Predictions: Drama Edition

The 2008 Primetime Emmy Awards will be held on September 15th. I can honestly say that I am very good at making picks for the winners, and I’m sharing with you my TV drama predictions.

AMC's Mad Men

AMC's Mad Men

Best Drama

  • Boston Legal- ABC
  • Damages- FX
  • Dexter- Showtime
  • House- FOX
  • Lost- ABC
  • Mad Men- AMC

Boston Legal shouldn’t even be nominated, let alone as a drama, yet the Emmy voters are in love with the show. However, it won’t win, or else all of the TV watchers in America will rise in protest. Damages got a lot of publicity earlier this year, but the reviews have been mixed. Dexter attracted some new viewers with its censored run on CBS during the writers’ strike, but I bet the serial killer show is very polarizing amongst conservative Emmy voters. House, while long overdue for some Emmy recognition, shouldn’t be rewarded for its dull fourth season, though the finale was the best episode of any show this year. Lost, while good in its fourth season, was not amazing; plus, the Emmy voters are still punishing it for its season 2 and 3 missteps. That leaves us with Mad Men, which took best drama at the Golden Globes back in January; this freshmen show has been praised universally, though it does have a small viewership because of its somewhat boring subject matter and placement on a rarely watched basic cable channel.

Who Will Win: Mad Men

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The Shows that Plug Up Your DVR

HBO's Iraq War drama miniseries, Generation Kill.

HBO's Iraq War miniseries, Generation Kill

I came across this article in the latest Entertainment Weekly and I could not believe who accurately it portrayed my own DVR Gulf War Movie syndrome woes. I have had HBO’s Generation Kill miniseries clogging my list for weeks; I watched the first episode, and then decided I’d rather rent 27 Dresses and No Reservations at $3.99 a pop instead of exhausting my poor brain. This summer I also tried really hard to press the play button on the first episode of AMC’s Mad Men, but I just couldn’t do it. I am a lazy television viewer. I finally deleted all of those Generation Kill segments because I knew I’d never watch them. I’m all for intelligent and challenging television, but a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. That’s why season 5 of 24 was both popular and praised by critics, to name just one example. I myself prefer to get my social commentary in comedic form, through Comedy Central’s The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. After all, who wants to watch a stodgy drama?

The article is here.

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How The Teen Choice Awards Convinced Me The Apocalypse Is Near

Host Miley Cyrus.

Host Miley Cyrus.

The 2008 Teen Choice Awards, which aired on FOX and was hosted by “Hannah Montana” star and cyber-whore Miley Cyrus, gave me goosebumps. And not the good kind Paula Abdul gets when she listens to David Archuleta sing a syrupy ballad. I was flabbergasted by the winners as chosen by American teens and whomever else bothered voting millions of times online.

I wasn’t shocked by the choice of host, Miley Cyrus, but I was disappointed. The mega-star teen has been all over the blogosphere recently after dissing fellow Disney stars Demi Lovato (of equally horrifying “Camp Rock” fame) and Selena Gomez (supposedly from some show called “Wizards of Waverly Place,” whatever that is) with a mocking online video. Then there was a leakage of photos from her cell phone camera, one of which showed the then-14 year old posing in a wet white T-shirt. Certainly ratings would go up if the show chose the popular tabloid star, so I don’t really blame the TV executives and producers. Still, what kind of message are we sending if such a bad role model is the biggest under-18 star in America? She somehow escapes the scorn of Disney handlers and the American people by issuing apologies and saying she feels embarrassed. The nest day online there will be a news story about how much Miley loves church and God, as if that erases her past deeds from our minds. And it’s not as if Miley Cyrus was the only choice for host. Why not bring out “The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2″ foursome of America Ferrara, Alexis Bledel, Blake Lively, and Amber Tamblyn to host the show? Why not choose more qualified and less shady hosts? I’ve seen more talented teen stars than the slapstick-y actress and raspy and vocally deficient singer.

Thus ends my relentless attack on the teen phenomenon that is Miley Cyrus. Now, another assault on a smash teen hit star, Lauren Conrad of “The Hills.” She graces the cover of Entertainment Weekly this week, and she won for choice reality star or something on the Teen Choice Awards. Why has she been rewarded a clothing line, a guest spot on “Greek,” and millions of dollars to have a camera follow her boring and superficial life centered on going to posh Hollywood clubs and having scripted conversations with her equally empty-headed friends (How dull are they? Why not watch E!’s “The Soup”)? She has no credentials for being a media empress and girls’ role model. She hasn’t even graduated from FIDM yet! So why are MTV’s viewers fascinated by “Laguna Beach” alum Lauren Conrad? Is it because they see themselves in her? If so, that is a little concerning. Maybe they need to stop watching other peoples’ lives and get their own.

And thus ends my rant. It might only be part one, I really don’t know. I’m a teenager, but apparently a very jaded, mature, and media savvy one. I just don’t get the world teens are living in.

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